Male genitalia shrink Due to Global Warming Continues

Male genitalia shrink Due to Global Warming Continues



The health impacts of climate change can be seen from the more widespread distribution of the germs causing the disease is contagious. For men, the impact will be felt in the average size penis that grew smaller.

In a scientific report as thick as 15 pages, an independent observer reported that the climate of the times the average size male penis shrink. According to the plan, this report will be published in the December 2011 issue of Nature.

Sean Johnson, an independent climate analyst who compiled the report said that penis size is almost always inversely related phenomena associated with global warming. The more frequent storms, increasing sea levels and melting polar ice caps, more precisely the size of a small viral tool.

Reportedly, the research report that has not been leaked to the more detailed data will be loaded without any review from other experts are more competent. The reason, this conclusion is believed to have been very capable of uniting mankind especially men to be more concerned with the environment.

"The notion that penis size is shrinking due to global warming, which is actually triggered by human behavior itself, will unite scientists, environmentalists and even politicians into one common goal," said the editor of the journal Nature, Philip Campbell as quoted from The Poke, Thursday (11/10/2011).

Because the new will be published next month, the truth of this information is still doubtful. Moreover, the media preach, The Poke famous light information that is more powerful than the accuracy of the comedic elements of the facts.

Especially during this time, some scientists are like asking joke-joke that links between the phenomena of global warming with male genitalia. One was never aired in the BBC Comedy, who commented upon seriously by a British MP.

In those impressions mentioned, rising sea levels caused by global warming will change the map of world and continental Europe will leave only a small island shaped penis. A British MP, Jonathan Bethwell even take it seriously.

"It would be a disaster (such as Europe transformed into the penis). So who's going to live there? Does that mean I'll stay here (pointing to the island-like testicles)?" Bethwell said, holding anti-global warming poster.